Invest in Fun with Krusty the Clown Coin
Hey hey, kids! Looking for a unique and wacky meme coin to add value to your crypto portfolio? Look no further than Krusty the Clown Coin!
TOKEN NAME: Krusty the Clown
SYMBOL: CLOWN
CONTRACT ADDRESS: 0x1A6E876f47b172508C2E9ae854F3c6c23c1171BE
About Krusty the Clown Coin
Introducing $Clown - the most useless and entertaining meme coin on the market! With no intrinsic value and zero expectation of financial returns, this coin is the perfect addition to your crypto portfolio of non-existent assets.
We have no formal team or roadmap, but who needs a roadmap when you're laughing all the way to the bank with a coin that is completely useless. $Clown is the ultimate joke currency, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a laugh to your wallet.
So forget about boring old investments and join the circus with $Clown - the coin that's all about fun and games, with absolutely no strings attached. Buy now and join the ranks of the world's most foolish investors!
Create a Wallet
Download Metamask or Trust Wallet, or any other wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. For desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to Metamask.io
Get Some BNB
Have BNB in your wallet to switch to $clown. If you don’t have any BNB, you can buy directly on Metamask or Trust Wallet, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to PancakeSwap
Connect to PancakeSwap. Go to PancakeSwap.finance in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask or Trust Wallet app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $clown coin address into PancakeSwap, select $clown, and confirm. When Metamask or Trust Wallet prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
CONTRACT ADDRESS: 0x1A6E876f47b172508C2E9ae854F3c6c23c1171BE
Switch BNB for $clown
Switch BNB for $clown. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
How to buy
Tokenomics
Coin supply: 69,420,000,000,000,000
Burnt 50%: 34,710,000,000,000,000
Locked 25%: 17,355,000,000,000,000
Circulating supply: 17,355,000,000,000,000
Hey hey, Krusty the Clown here to explain Krusty the Clown Coin's tokenomics! We've got a total coin supply of a whopping 69,420,000,000,000,000 coins. But don't worry, we didn't just create all these coins to flood the market - In fact, we're burning 50% of those coins, which comes out to a crispy 34,710,000,000,000,000 coins.
And just to be extra safe, we're locking up another 25% of those coins - 17,355,000,000,000,000 to be exact. That way, they won't be tempted to break free and wreak havoc on the market. Krusty the clown coin may have a large circulating supply of 17,355,000,000,000,000 but with its hilarious memes and jokes, it's worth every zero.
Now, I know those are some big numbers, but don't let that scare you off! Krusty the Clown Coin is all about having fun and clowning around. So come on, join the circus and invest in Krusty the Clown Coin today! Who knows, maybe one day we'll be able to trade in our coins for actual pies in the face!
I don't know about you, but I've never seen Krusty the Clown worry about taxes - he's too busy dodging pies!
Yikes, when Krusty the Clown said he was into burning things, I don't think he meant his own coins!
Fun Map
Phase 69
Phase 777
Phase 420
Hey hey - Building hype and spreading the word about Krusty the Clown Coin through social media and influencers.
Clowning Around - Hosting community events and AMAs to engage with Krusty's fanbase and grow the community.
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Bouncing Balloons - Launching Krusty Land Metaverse: where the virtual meets the absurd! Buy your ticket to Krusty Land Metaverse with $clown and experience the ultimate virtual amusement park!
Launching a merchandise store to sell Krusty-themed items, such as t-shirts, hats, and stickers.
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Pie in the Sky - Establishing partnerships with exchanges to get Krusty listed and accessible for trading.
Ha-Ha-Hard Work - Continuing to work on improving the website and overall user experience for Krusty investors.
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Here's what our satisfied clown holders are saying about Krusty the Clown Coin...well, we assume they're satisfied, we haven't actually asked them! But hey, that's the beauty of a useless meme coin, right?
"Just when I thought my portfolio was a joke, Krusty the Clown Coin came along and made it even more of a joke!" - Some anonymous investor, probably.
"I've never felt more like a clown than when I bought Krusty the Clown Coin. And I mean that in the best possible way!" - Another anonymous investor.
"I used to be a serious investor. Then I discovered Krusty the Clown Coin and now I'm just a clown with a portfolio. Thanks, Krusty!" - A formerly respectable investor turned circus performer.
"I may have lost all my money, but at least I have a shiny new Krusty the Clown Coin to show for it. And let's be honest, that's all that really matters, right?" - A financially irresponsible but easily amused investor.
Partners
Audit
Once upon a time, After multiple failed attempts at auditing Krusty the Clown Coin. Krusty was so nervous that he couldn't stop honking his nose. The auditors arrived, took one look at Krusty, and burst out laughing. Krusty was relieved and asked, "Why are you laughing?" The auditors replied, "Because we've never audited a clown before!" Despite the initial laughter, the audit was successful, even the auditors decided to invest all their money into the meme coin!
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Buy Krusty the Clown Coin Now!
"Hey hey, kids and grown-ups alike! Are you ready to join the circus and invest in the most entertaining meme coin on the market? Then it's time to buy Krusty the Clown Coin, the one and only cryptocurrency that guarantees laughs and hilarity!
I may not know much about finance, but I know a thing or two about making people laugh. And with Krusty the Clown Coin, you can be sure that your investment is in good hands or should I say, good clown shoes. It may not have any intrinsic value, but who needs value when you've got a coin that's all about fun and games?
So what do you say, folks? Are you ready to honk your way to the moon with me? Then click that buy button and let's get this circus show started!
Not to mention
Invest in Krusty the Clown Coin!
Are you tired of boring investments that don't make you giggle? Then it's time to invest in some real fun with Krusty the Clown Coin - the world's first cryptocurrency that's all about laughs and entertainment!
With Krusty the Clown Coin, you can be sure that your investment is never a joke...well, maybe it is a little bit of a joke, but that's what makes it so great! Join the world's most hilarious investors and get ready to have a blast as you watch your portfolio go up...or down...who cares, as long as you're laughing!
So don't miss out on the chance to invest in the ultimate icon of comedy and amusement. Buy Krusty the Clown Coin today and let the good times roll!
And let's not forget
Why Invest in Krusty the Clown Coin?
Attention all crypto-clowns! The $Clown coin is here to take the world by storm, this token is all about celebrating the legacy of one of the greatest comedy icons of all time - Krusty the Clown of course!
We're taking the axe to all other memecoins out there, because let's face it, who needs a roadmap or a team when you've got a coin that's all about fun and games. $Clown is the ultimate tribute to the art of clowning, and it's here to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even make a little profit in the process.
So join the circus and become a part of history with $Clown coin - the only token that celebrates the true spirit of clowning. Buy now and get ready to honk your way to the moon!
Invest in the Clown, Laugh all the way to the bank
Fun-sclaimer
$clown coin is not affiliated with Matt Groening or his creation of krusty the clown. This token is simply celebrating the legacy of one of the greatest comedy icons of all time and taking the axe to all other meme coins!
